Johanna,
As my students struggle through Faulkner, I struggle with
figuring out the most romantic way to ask you out on our
first official date. I wonder if I should call you on the
phone like your typical eighth grader or perhaps hire a
sky-writer to scrawl "Go out with me, Johanna?" across
the sky above your house. If I were terribly modern, I'd
ask you via this median. Now, I realize that perhaps it
is you who is terribly modern and that you've already asked
me to dinner Friday. I think also you said you would like
it if I said yes. Yes. The answer will always me yes.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to make a reservation
at that restaurant in Carston unless, of course, there is
somewhere else you'd rather go. Let me know. I absolutely
cannot wait.
Finn