Jake~
What?  Huh?  Party with Ryder?  Champagne?  Are you on crack?
WERE you on crack that night?  And, yes, I remember Paris...not 
fondly. I get email from you saying you're hanging out with Ryder.
I get Hamilton stopping by to see Gwen like 24/7.  I'm not liking
what I'm geting here Jacqueline.  You two are not allowed to break
up again...no one wants to see that.  Get it together.  Call me.

love
~Jill~

p.s. I'm not totally serious about all that(your "committed" line
has saved you for now), but DO call me, okay?