Dear Hamilton,
My mom is driving me nuts!  I've practically explained to 
her detail about our "sex life."  Well, actually, I've 
left a lot out, but she doesn't need to know EVERYTHING.
It's like she isn't going to rest until I tell her that 
we've had sex or that we have planned to in the near future.  
What am I going to do?  Greg said just tell her we've had 
sex.  It'll shut her up.  He does know my mom pretty well,
but I don't think that sounds like the best advice.  Anyway,
how has everything been going with you?  The garage working
out?  Bella doing okay?  I know I just talked to you a few
days ago, but...things could change :)

Love <3
Jake