Seriously, drop it.  It stopped being cute a long time ago.
He's not lying, okay?  He's not making it up as some elaborate
scheme to hook up with me.  That's stupid and ridiculous and 
so are you for not only suggesting it, but for pushing it.
You've more than crossed a line; I've reached a breaking point.
I never pictured you as the over-the-top, jealous boyfriend
type and, quite frankly, I don't think I can take it.  Let's 
just pretend Ryder isn't gay.  What exaclty are you implying? Do
you think that I'm getting all bent out of shape because you're
inviting girls to your room for "movie night?" No.  And why
do you think that is, Hamilton?  Because when two people are
in a relationship they have to trust each other.  If I obsessed
over every girl who might have a crush on you, I might go even
more crazy than you have over this stupid Ryder thing.  Anyway,
I have to run.

Jake