Dear Hamilton,
I know.  Twice a day, right?  I'm kind of bad at stuff
like this.  Correspondence.  I'm trying, though.  Today
I went to the theatre with mom.  It's this huge, elaborate
place.  It's architecturally amazing.  And, you won't believe
who I ran into when my mom was showing me around yesterday.
You may not like it much either.  Ryder.  I don't know why
I never made the connection before.  I knew his dad owned
a theatre in London.  What are the odds that my mom would
be performing there?  You can imagine that he was also
surprised to see me, Jacqueline, there.  Mom asked if I
was considering cheating on you with him.  She didn't like
the way I hugged him.  I thought about telling her it was
more likely that he'd be into you, but I didn't think she
would enjoy that too much.  One of the reasons she was
showing me around is that I want to work backstage.  Kind
of help out with the technical stuff.  I need something 
to do.  I've been here and done the sightseeing thing
before.  I just kind of want to spend time with my mom.
Last summer was really cool.  Of course, when she's at
work she's Monica Pratt all the time so it's not really
like spending time with my mom.  I'd rather be with you.

Love <3
Jake

p.s. Think we could maybe deal with once a day?